Who would you prefer to hang out with Pres. Bush, John Rocker, Dr. Phil's wife, or Lindsey Lohan?

I would hang out with the President if I wanted to kick it with a party animal and have a drink or two. I would choose John Rocker if I wanted to get rowdy and beat up minorities or go bow hunting. I would call on Dr. Phil's wife if I wanted to meet a real ice queen or if I had the urge to slap someone. If I were drunk and lonely and needed a quick "fix" Lindsay would get a call from me.