Monday, November 14, 2011

Have you heard this joke before? (I bet you have)?

One day a man went golfing. He swung at the ball, but he didn't hit it. He then yelled out "*****, I missed!" A nun, who happend to be at the gold course turned to him and said "Don't swear. or god will strike you with lightning." The next day the golfer came back, and swung at the ball. Once again, he missed. He said once again "*****, I missed!" The nun turned again and this time a bit louder, but still not very loud said "Don't swear, or god will strinke you with lightning." A third day the golfer came back, and again he swung at the ball and missed. He yelled once again "***** I MISSED!!!!!" The nun seemed quite angry and turned to him again and said " DO NOT SWEAR GOD WILL STRIKE YOU WITH LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!" The man turned to look at her. She looked like she was about to say something else but right as she opend her mouth, a bolt of lightning struck her. The man looked around and heard a very loud voice say "*****, I MISSED"

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